One day to Oppikoppi Smoorverlief 2009

...the calm thing is to remain important..

KREEF HOTEL, like some other areas at the festival - are restricted access areas. Ok, ok, sorry, I can put that in plainclothes english: At the gate you get a funky armtag to wear all weekend long. Wear it all weekend long. There are MANY control points all over the festival. To control where people move. Imagine 15 000 gape! screaming revellers all deciding to join Francois van Coke in backstge.. Even if Francois will really love this, it just can't work man.. So wear your tag proudly and show it to the friendly security oke when he asks for it. And greet him. If he says you cannot enter the gate, believe him - he knows these things. He cannot change the rules for you, so unless you're just lonely - it will help you zip to engage with the dude. 

Same story at the KREEF HOTEL gate. The okes who booked will get a KREEF special armtag when they come through the gate. Wear it. Your cheap-skate tjommi's that opted for the self-camp (ugh) thing cannot come into Kreef area to visit. 

Mick burger fondling his new Kreef Hotel lighter. His name is not burger for nothin' my bru - this oke is world famous for the superdupermuddafakka burgers he makes! You will find him in his green caravan just to the left of the MAIN mainstage. He's not smiling, it's pain.. 'cos he gets busy. Beware: Addictive. Here's a tip: add jalapeno chilly - it's nicer than zol.

Chris Kreef

The Cuervo Deck. Oh-Oh...! this is where you climb the Koppi between the main stage and the dance stage - and put back some icegold Cuervo's. Right back. Tussen die neus en die ken. And then, watch your step down the hill. Your step is not watching you. Cuervo has a whole team of promo people (staying in the simulated comfort of the KREEF HOTEL) at the festival to make sure you fall apart properly. If you experience discomfort during any part of the procedure, have more..

KREEF HOTEL tents are ready for you. If you booked in time. 'cos it's full my bru.. Nice tents too.

You don't want to meet Ben. So wear your armtag proudly and show it to the nice man with the torch, twice if he asks. He works for Ben, he has enough trouble as it is.. Be nice.

You are here. rejoice, loud.