Bally Hanekom
a very selected number of people in this carbon-footprint replenished world have had the wonderful privilege of meeting Terblanche Hanekom. And even a number of this selected group are looking at this photo and wondering, who's Terblanche? Well, we know him as Bally. Soft spoken, dangerously sharp, kind as a saint, strict as a sergeant, passionately fanatic about musical talent Bally Hanekom.. Cares actively about the things he cares about and feels a fuck for the things he don't care about. Reguit, geen doekies omgedraaide eerlike broer van 'n vriend. Dis ons Bally. En hy't verjaar Vrydag.
amazing people nomination facts about Bally:
- holds degrees in most disciplines of engineering, doctorates in 2 of them i think.
- started off his working career as a state prosecutor
- holds current work-permits to 81 different countries
- has worked in 101 countries in the world
- has attended 3 of the last 4 Oppikoppi's - travelling more than 15 000 Km's each time to get there
- travelled back to work in russia after 3 of the last 4 oppikoppi's more than 15 000 Km's - ON TIME FOR WORK
- plans to retire at age 50 and start a recording studio & young artist development programme in south africa
Om 'n party soos hierdie te gooi kom nie sommer vanself nie, mens oefen vir jare. 50 jare. En hy't ge-oefen! The resultant party was a joyous affair of note that will be remembered by the lucky fuckers that were there!
a 7 meter stage is opgeslaan en bally se hele agtertuin is toegetrek met freeform tente en Bally se muddafakka sound system is op stage opgeslaan. Donderdagaand se sound check het, soos verwag, uitgeloop op 'n goeie oefensessie om te check of die bar se range reg uitgewerk is.
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one quarter of the 130-party stock of jagermeister was successfully tested by the 15 attendees of the sound-check on thursday night.
Albert Frost
many famous musicians showed their special sides on Bally's new indoor pool stage. Seen in the picture above is jesus frost (aka albert frost), our save here. Rumoer has it that Al (as us okes who know him call him) now knows all the cords. even the bar cords. So, he's been working at perfecting his new act, where he's had a crutch attached to himself to act as an xtra leg (totalling him now 2 and a half in working condition) - to operate the other nine pedals.. His doctors are pensive.. Al & Arthur Dennis gave Bally a special birtday gift when they attacked Arthur's strat in stereo. Al was on top mostly and arthur eventually got hold of the shaken guitar, then he stirred it. a whole fuckin lot he stirred it man..!
Rob Nagel
We were honoured and fittingly surprised when ALBERT was visited on stage by his dad. God. this man can play the mouth-harp so it pulls the deepest string in a man's heartstring collection. ROB NAGEL, bluesbroer, lead-bassist, qwerty keyboardist and dear friend played the rock till it was blue..
dit was aand en dit was more, die volgende dagga..
Pretty Blue Guns
AKKEDIS maak kak
en toe begin die voeltjies fluit..
and then the sparrows farted..
en toe kom die wiele af..
and then the wheels orgasmed downward..
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a Sneak view into the life & times of the rock festival herbergier crew
Kreef Hotel takes immense pride in having trained & developed an experienced and sensitive team of security personnel. These special people have perfected the intricate art of selecting by method of eye-inspection who should and should not be entering at the entrance to the Kreef Hotel.
Seen LEFT is an exerpt from one of the training manuals that are studied, disected & committed to memory by our grand team of security specialists.. (these subjects were found to be accredited to enter, but were nevertheless asked to circumvent the foodstall area, as their presence was connected to a sudden lull in food sales. Intricate stuff, this security business. But don't you worry about it, we've got it covered.
On closer inspection of the picture left, it seems possible that the short oke's expression of disgust could be caused by the thin oke's protruding (and framed in red) penal area - which, the casual observer will have noticed, sits right smack bang at the same level of the said short oke's said expression of disgust.. It was reported that the thin oke died only weeks after this photograph was taken. Turns out he sufferred from a rare mutation, where the skin becomes too little for the size of the back of the patient. For want of not wanting to scare you with hoypeloy medical terms, suffice to say that the poor fellow's back-skin became so shortened that, each time he blinked his eyes, his penis-skin turned up as a result of the eye-lid stretching the already stretched shortened back-skin..
He was caught in a mid-August sand storm on Langebaan beach. Cause of death was that he masturbated himself into a coma.
So it goes in the life of Rock 'n Roll..
Chris Kreef
